Someone kinda like me w4w First off, I'm happily married, not looking for anything more than a friend. Husband and I are pretty inseparable, but he works during the week, and I get sad, bored, lonely, grumpy, etc. I have a very odd sense of humor, I get the Family Guy/South Park jokes that usually offend or piss people off. I love to laugh, so a sense of humor is always a plus for me. I guess I'm a "nerdish-tomboy", not that I'm smart, well, kinda, but I like to play video games (ie. Oblivion, Fable, Dynasty Warriors) on my " thing, that's fine, just ask that you do that on your own time, never really cared for it and feel I can be a dork on my own, lol. Please mention "Friends" in the subject line when responding.
NO MORE WEIRDOS REPLYING TO THIS ADD, DON'T PRETEND TO BE YOUR WIFE OR ANYTHING ELSE, YOU WILL BE REPORTED. And if I offended you, don't report it, just shows I have a different sense of humor than you :P Array looking for old then me thick womenI'm looking for what one would call a better half Which will be kind of tough since I am pretty awesome myself. So finding someone extra awesome is bound to be extra tough. It probably does not help that I am picky.
About me: I am a 29 year old professional that maintains a positive mind frame. I am level-headed, open-minded, active, and most awesome of all sarcastic and witty.
What I would like to find would be the following: a femi woman who enjoys date nights that are not the typical dinner and a movie. It would be nice to perhaps find someone that enjoys the arts*, is active, enjoys a night out as much as a night in, and most importantly is just an all around good person.
I should say that I am looking for someone that is cool with not being attached at the hip. It's cool if you've got your own hobbies, activities, happy hours, and friends. I'm glad to share mine and hopefully you are too but I don't want to be in a restricted relationship that dictates that I can't go help my friend drown their troubles if they are having significant other problems. I still want to be a good friend and maintain relationships and not get lost in just one.
* At least tolerates the arts. I can perhaps tolerate something that you enjoy that I might not find too fun like feeding snapping turtles with your bare hands.
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