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Let's examine our equation, shall we?
1) X and Y, two simple terms for man and woman. Now I know some cute scientific lady is going to reply and state that I subliminaly came up with this, but if you re X and Y were the common variable terms in math class. :). Bring it on, I always liked the pretty smart girls! :).
2) Notice I put us as equals. This means I respect your opinion, your love, your reciprocity, and your intelligence. Yes, we are equals in our own way.
3) Notice the equation isn't burdened by other terms such as 2X or 2Y or anything with multiple levels. That only confuses what is always supposed to be a simple equation.
4) Note how the two terms are different, but in the end they are equals. Refer back to #2 if you forget.
5) Note that the equation always balances out, as in the same respect we compliment each other.
6) No matter how complicated we try to make the equation, in the end it can always be reduced to simple terms.
7) A logical deduction and logic proof always will lead you to this conclusion.
8) This equation is always a given in a logic proof. If it's not, your logic is faulty. We all know that makes the end result faulty.
9) Naysayers have always tried to prove this wrong, but in the end, they have always been proven wrong. See #6 if you need further information :).
10) If you think I really like math, you have something else coming to you :). I'm as simple as the equation above is written! Simplicity sometimes is brilliance in its own way.
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