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A professer from the Washington State University was doing a test on , so he brought in a bunch of first graders then he gave each of them a lifesaver all the kids got the same colour at the same time.
Red=Cherry
Green=Lime
Orange=Orange
Yellow=Lemon
Then he gave them all a honey flavored one after a while all the couldn't figure it out so the professer gives them a hint "This is something your mommy might your daddie"
Then one little girl looked at the professer and the other in horror then she yells "Spit them out there assholes"
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1. "Ask not what your country can do for you..because it isn't allowed the the federal budget!"
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8. :Cry, and you cry alone"..John Wayne Bobbit (this guy SHOULD be crying)
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10. "Love thy neighbor..just don't get caught".
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