I work overnights.. Can you handle? Hey I am Kelly.
And no I'm not looking for people to drunk txt today. haha.
I am looking for a relationship.
I am not new to the internet dating game so don't try to play me for a fool =
I am diggin on Watsky lately.
He's hella funny.
Ok stats.
-Kelly
-21
-6'0 (for real)
-BBW/ Thick
I love music.
I love movies.
I work full time.
OVERNIGHT.
This is a big deal.
That means my day time is 8PM to 8AM
And I am at work for 8hours of that.
I have random stupid days off.
monday and thursday.
So I am looking for someone who possibly works these hours too or at least keeps them haha
If you dont then atleast be chill with the fact that I do.
But yeah anyways.
I am lookin for a tall man (6'0 FOR REAL! or taller.)
Dont tell me your 6'0 foot tall when your not then act surprised when im taller and i don't you back hahah
Who is SINGLE. No exceptions. I dont care if you and your girl arent getting along. I dont fuck with all that drama.
Who can go to the bar on thursday nights lol
who likes alot of different kinds of music.
and who likes dogs.
So if this sounds like you then say what up!
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This movie was great. Could it be my favorite? The acting was great, but it was the fantastic effort both in writing and directing that actually made me come as close to feeling feelings as I've come since the failure of my second serious relationship. Great characters, plot development, but no tits. Sad.
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