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Dad was with my mom for 30 years and lost her to cancer three years ago.
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You would be white D&D free 5'8" or shorter and be HWP.
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This is for a long term relationship now he is retired not rich just an old country boy. He lives in a small country town in north Florida and I would want someone to relocate to be with him.
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If you reply to this email will come to me first and if I think that you would be a match I will send you his email and I will tell him what I did.
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