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I'm looking for some what of a particular type of companion!! Beauty matter's to me on the inside as well as the outside appearance..Honesty is the foundation for any relationship, although I haven't met a faithful girl yet, My name is Brandon, I'm a lb white male. I have a full time job, I live in a three bedroom house that has a gym room. I love to cook, Go to church, work out, Take long bike rides, cuddle and watch movies. I would love to spend time to get to know someone special who per furs not to cuss but if it slips out occasionally it's not a big deal! I'm hoping to meet someone who works, is affectionate to the one she says she loves and can truly become committed to a relationship if compatible. I know your out there so when you read this letter..(you'll absolutely know) that this is meant for you:) I'll be waiting for you..(hopefully not for too long!) Feel free to email me a full body pic and a brief message about you and what your looking for in a relationship..I'll send a full pic back as well.. In the subject line put (faithful Companionship) also Please be between the ages of 18-28.. Array Vaughn New Mexico girls for flirting Vaughn New MexicoLet's play a make-believe game Let's make-believe while you read this post that:
I do not have a job.
I do not have a car. I'll have to barrow your car often. Return it either wrecked, or with any gas.
I do not take care of any of my many.
I will drag you into all my baby mama drama
I use drugs everyday!
I drink all day long!
I do not own my own home so I will have to shake up with you.
I WILL cheat on you with all of my many ex-girls/wife's
I will steal/barrow/beg for money from you and your family.
After that i will cut you off from your family.
I will invite all my friends over while you are at work. We will trash your place and eat all the food. Then I'll you to bring home more beer and food.
I will be in and out of jail and prison. It will never be my fault. Everyone is out to get me.
I will beat often to keep you in line.
I will cuss at you and tell you how fat, stupid, and ugly you are.
I will get you knocked up and I will:
a) Say it ain't mine. (Or)
b) Tell you to get an abortion, out of your pocket. (Or)
c) Tell you how much this will change me (but we both know it won't. (Or)
d) Just leave and never speak to you again.
I will do all of this while I prefers my love for you. I sound sexy don't I? I am a catch right? This sounds like what woman want these days. If that's sounds like the person you want, I'm you boy! My e-mail box should fill up right away.
I am the white guy in the picture.
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