Im looking for an nsa/ fwb with a WHITE WOMAN! m4w Yup, the title just about says it all. I am a nice looking black man and I am actually in to a WHOLE LOT of ORAL. Giving to a woman, not receiving. I just love to eat some female kitty. I'm looking for an nsa partner so I can eat her out silly. If there is some chemistry then we can definitely make this an ongoing thing. Race doesn't matter. Just be disease and drug free, over 21 and under 50, not be crazy and have legs up to the snack bar. The rest we can work out. A plus for those ladies that are shaved or keep the trim, trim. Hit me up with an email and we will go from there. Array local fucks KolakiTime to smile m4w First off, this isn't a posting for..ANYTHING! It just seems with all of the flagging, bots, spams and whatever..we just need something to get us smiling again. Sooo, I took it upon myself to take some of the old famous quotes (or their authors) and update them to reflect our current times. SMILE.and enjoy the weekend!!
1. "Ask not what your country can do for you..because it isn't allowed the the federal budget!"
2. "I never met a man that I didn't like"..unknown madam from a red light district
3. "I shall return."..satisfied customer from above mentioned red light district
4."A house divided against itself cannot stand"..someone build over a fault line?
5. "Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's..but don't forget to itemize first".
6. "Two wrongs don't make a right..unless you apply algebra".
7. "Laugh, and the w world laughs with you"..Larry , Moe and Curly
8. :Cry, and you cry alone"..John Wayne Bobbit (this guy SHOULD be crying)
9. "A picture is worth a thousand words..but only if you can't read"
10. "Love thy neighbor..just don't get caught".
Any other thoughts that I may have missed? LET'S HEAR THEM AND HAVE A GOOD LAUGH TOGETHER!! horny in muscular adult swingers singles datingreal swingers Garfield New Mexico Fake girlfriend m4w *change subject to PINK or I will delete without opening*
(Please don't reply if you're not going to send a pic. Why do people think its ok to demand I send tons of pics but you shouldn't? I'm submissive, not stupid!)
So I would love to have a very attractive girl that everyone thinks is my girlfriend. Our actual relationship would be much different than that however.
Behind closed doors I would be your servant. I would cook for you, clean for you, give you massages, buy you things etc. I would also love it if you had total control of my sex life.
This could go a number of directions, just scratching the surface here.
If you're interested, let's talk.
P.S DO NOT ASK WHY I WANT A FAKE GIRLFRIEND! Read the post, what I'm looking for is right above.
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