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1. "Ask not what your country can do for you..because it isn't allowed the the federal budget!"
2. "I never met a man that I didn't like"..unknown madam from a red light district
3. "I shall return."..satisfied customer from above mentioned red light district
4."A house divided against itself cannot stand"..someone build over a fault line?
5. "Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's..but don't forget to itemize first".
6. "Two wrongs don't make a right..unless you apply algebra".
7. "Laugh, and the w world laughs with you"..Larry , Moe and Curly
8. :Cry, and you cry alone"..John Wayne Bobbit (this guy SHOULD be crying)
9. "A picture is worth a thousand words..but only if you can't read"
10. "Love thy neighbor..just don't get caught".
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