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not of my choice, I didn't want it this way, but you see such is life, all you can do is pray.
A man I am, surely, with needs, special as I, without any leads.
Reduced to one, single I become, surely it'll change, a job will come.
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What really matters you see, is what the heart offers, and it may be me.
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I have what I always hear girls wanting..
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So why is it that I am finding everything you want in a man I have and nothing you want is ever enough to win your love?
I am very honest, I am very loyal, and on a better day I am super funny, for right now I feel like telling knock knock jokes..
Knock knock?..Who's there?..Love Love who? Can I find my love in you?
Like the lollipop commercial "The world may never know"..LOL..
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