Half Man, Half Giraffe I'm a long-necked freak. My father was an American Fighter Pilot who was shot down flying U-2s over China. My mother, if you could her that, was a Giraffe from sub-Saharan Africa. I was concocted in a Chinese Genetics Lab specializing in Chimeras. Thank god the CIA rescued me from those horrible Chinese geneticists and set me up here in Minnesota with a foster family.Minnesota is a great place. The CIA did such a great job bringing the Hmongs, the Somalias and now me into this state that I really need to thank them. Along with the Mormons and the Lutherans. So if you are Mormon or Lutheran or work with the CIA or US government we would get along great. I'm a little confused. I have a really long neck. Fully correct I can stand 9 feet tall, meaning that my neck is about feet from shoulders to head. I'm part Giraffe you know. It's like having my own periscope. I think the Chinese Navy wanted me to go on submarines, now that I think about it. I can eat most anything, but like grasses and leafy things the best. I have regular hands but I must worn you I do have hoofed feet and a short tail, not to mention a yellow-brown patterned skin. It's really cool. Please don't discriminate. My hair is pretty thick and main-like. I could pull of dreadlocks well.
I like to go to Como Zoo. They let me in after they close to the public. I enjoy spending time with the Giraffes and Zebras. I'm afraid of wolves, lions, tigers and other big cats. Minnesota is a great state-I like Como Zoo a lot. I wish there was a Giraffe at the Apple Valley Zoo. Oh well. But for all intents and purposes I'm a man. I have been educated and got a degree in Biology. I thought it would help to figure myself out. Being that I am so different, I am really not too picky about who I date. You should just know that I live with my foster parents, receive about $3,000 a month from the US Government, was granted US citizenship and can run really, really fast. And I have a long kneck. Array bang my Salem Oregon pussy hardGay but curious! I'm a male who identifies as gay but would like to try with the opposite sex. I'm looking for ages 20 to 30, who would be interested in being a gay guy's first time. Hairy pussies to the top of the line. Looking forward to hearing from you. Almont Colorado casual encounters rules of dating
local nude girls Salzan Looking For Friend With Benefits I'm wanting to find a friend with benefits or NSA or a fuck buddy, whatever term you want to use that's what I'm looking for. Would like to meet a woman who is hungry for more sexual satisfaction in her life, and who is available weekday mornings. Would like this to become an ongoing thing if we connect, weekly or every so often. You would need to be able to host, I cannot. I'm wanting to do some of the things I did when I was younger, making out in a car out in the country, things like that. Your race, weight, looks or age aren't important. What is important is that you're looking for the same thing as me. Discretion is a must. Please be DDF free. Serious inquiries only, no spam please. Put night moves in the subject bar so I'll know you're real. granny hookup in Morrison Missouri MO
ca63 horny Orillia girl
mature Cosmos women want big black cock Holyoke Macys stressed suit lady It was about 815 pm on the Saturday after Christmas. is your name and you were working longer than necessary because someone ed out of work. You measured me and helped me find dress shirts and a sport coat. We looked everywhere for the right size and it was in your hands all along. You are beautiful and such a helpful person. I'd love to buy you a drink sometime. mature american women does not come twice sexy working class man looking for some fun
mmmmm nipples.. :) hot inshape guy here.. with a boob fetish. actually a nipple fetish. love to ur breasts and admire ur nipples. lick around them a. watch them grow. get tight. then put ur full nipples in my mouth. feel them as a wrap my tongue around them. mmmmmm DAMN!! i wanna suck.. lol. anyone wanting some boob attention? mature american women does not come twiceFun Woman Wanted ! Hello ! Successful Laid Back Business Man Finiy Secure Searching For Soul Mate. I Know You're Out There Some Where ! I Have Worked Hard For Years and Now Ready To Enjoy The Finer Things In Life. Interest Include Last Minute Trips To The Beach, To Other Cities To Watch My Ravens Play ! Country Rides on a REAL Motorcycle, Dining Out, or Whatever Sounds Inviting. My Are Grown and Have Moved On and I would Prefer Someone Who Doesn't Have , Job, or Other Responsibilities that requires majority of your time. I Strive to Maintain a Positive Attitude Would Like A Woman Who Loves To Laugh and Makes The Best of Any Situation. Interested ? Shoot Me An and Lets Chat ! Your Will Get Mine ! Good Luck In Your Search ! sexy working class man looking for some fun sex online
horny Orillia girl seeking platonic sleep-over (seriously) Without getting into too much detail in this posting, although I'm happy to elaborate further, I'm in need of grounding my energy (in the Chinese sense 'qi' or ' ') and am looking for a partner within whose energy I can re-balance. It will be a similarly energetic experience for you, and in this regard too. Serious enquiries only please, from women only (I'm looking for complementary , not ) and nothing sexual. * I seem to get a lot of offers from guys when I post pictures but I'm not looking for any of that thank you, so please save your keystrokes! (and I'm open to all ethnicities, and if you'd like to know more/ask questions I'm happy to respond)
Housewives looking hot sex Dearborn Heights Michigan
Almont Colorado casual encounters ca64 Array
SECRET STROKER WHO NEEDS AN AUDIENCE. fuck my wife Madelyn GardensSexy want sex tonight Carolina relationship advice chat
hot sex Tucson online and a huge rawhide still in tact. I lived on Key Biscayne and she would get out of the yard and wander the neighborhood "visiting" with her buddies and bring back all kinds of things. She had dug a hole in the yard so deep, she hit water!!! She had a dalmation friend that used to jump his 6 foot fence and come over to visit her. I broke her of the digging habit by continuously filling the hole with water. She eventually abandoned that hobby.
Southfield nude girls STBX's 18 yr old daughter was screwing up in her school. Last Oct, she sat with her high school counselor about why she was doing badly. A story was made up that I shot up the house and pointed firearms at the younger. Counselor s CPS. CPS s cops to our house. Found no holes in house and neighbors didn't hear any shots. Everything (per cops) indicated to CPS that all seems fine and house was not shot up. 18 yr old was nowhere to be found and she later denied everything that the counselor told CPS. CPS told me to get out of the house for weeks. They never came, never interviewed me, never even set foot in the house. Either that or they take the was what they said. weeks later, I returned home. Met with CPS and they found that the report lacking any evidence and let me go home. No apologies, no nothing. A few months later, STBX's boyfriend had a fight with my STBX. don't know what happened but he CPS on me. Said I choked my. This time, CPS came and made it a priority due to my repeat business. Later, they found that this too was lacking evidence and resolved the case. Regardless, DOJ have two records on me. If I ever lose my job, these false allegations hurt my chances of getting a job. My reputation as a person is now tarnished due to some not so nice people. Anyway, today I found out that over CPS workers in my County be laid off. I normally feel bad for people that work so hard get that pink slip. However, I have to be honest and say I do no feel that for them. I"m doing some soul searching right now and questioning my heart. Comment of Flame away. Just being honest with what I'm feeling right now.
supergirl searching for superman She just turned 47 and I am turning 41 next week but she tries to act like she is MUCH older and wiser than I am. HA*)! She can be silly that way. But much of the time she's right, especially when I come up with ideas of relocating to other countries or get zany business ideas. The adore her and her Mama and me Mamum she is a great parent most of the time, they really listen to her and she has fun with them too like a kid herself which gets me to let go more. Last week she came home one night with a bubble blower, two 2 foot bubble wands, a bubble sword and a bubble gun blower and the and I- we all had so much fun blowing bubbles in the yard at dusk- it was lovely- watching them float off into twilight- Burnley nelson woman fat sex
ca65 seeking older married white femaleMarried wife seeking sex Clarksville outdoors sex
North las vegas swingers for group fun Beautiful adult want horny sex Worcester Massachusetts mature Cosmos women want big black cock
sluts from Vancouver porn To the produce guy. mature nude women in North Judson
I know you masturbate. naked women Calhoun having sex
Hot horny wants horney sex give that Fairfax pussyWant to date with out any personal problems. sex chat free
looking for e mail friend Single dad looking for "amature" partner. girls looking for dick in Belgium Wisconsin WI
local girls Lihue Hawaii county ga xxx Sexy girl want swinger personals sex with girls right now Mont-St-Pierre Quebec nude women newport news
time Need a girl who can be discrete, love oral, getting kinky, DDF, and loves oral! Feel KIK me jaxindians12. No MEN! nude women newport news sex with girls right now Mont-St-Pierre Quebec
Married ladies looking single horny cougars, swinger married search couples seeking men. © Copyright 2015