The Impossible Friend w4w So this post will be long and most people wont even read it. Because its completely absurd. Basiy Im looking for a friend, but its a lot more than that. Im picky, or so Im realizing. And Im not perfect. In fact, Im pretty fucked up. Im probably not everything you want in a friend. But hell, Im HERE. And I have time for you. Im lonely and Im bored. So anyway, lets get on with it.
Before I begin, Id like to say that Im a fantastic human being and a great friend.. really. You'll have a hard time believing that about halfway through this post so I'll just state it up front and you can come back to this first part if you need to be reminded.
So heres what Im looking for in a friend:
You really need to be between jacket. You should be interested in spontaneity and you should me to do spontaneous things often. It would be nice if you came up with a lot of these spontaneous things on your own, and it would be even nicer if you did the driving. I like to be the passenger.
You should be a right brained person and have some sort of creative talent that you don't peruse because you believe you are not good enough. Don' worry, I'll help you with that. You should also appreciate my paintings and encourage me to paint more often.
When its dinner time and we are out I would prefer you just tell me where you want to eat rather than asking me what I want. Unless of course I know what I want. But typiy I don't, so you should have knowledge of all the local restaurants and be okay with ing the shots. I need you to not sit around and wait for me to make up my mind.
Oh, and once a month Im a total disaster. I usually cry a lot for no reason, and say that Im going to quit my job or kill myself. You should be okay with listening to me every month and not try to make it better or tell me I need to go to a mental hospital.
And Im married, so there will be days that I want to spend time with my husband, and you n Array looking for butt sexin search of female fwb m4w I will say it now that I am married, but please ladies-don't fly off the handle and me a cheating slob and start bashing me. My wife knows about this ad, approves and as a matter of fact she is the one that suggested me to find a gf and she will confirm upon request just as long as the other party is serious and not just all talk, no action like most! She can also join in if desired with no problem at all if everyone is attracted to each other and approves. I am 5' lbs blonde short hair hazel eyes and average build. Could stand to lose a few lbs and tone up so trying to get motivated to do it. If you are interested please send a photo of yourself and REPLACE THE SUBJECT LINE WITH YOUR NAME AND AGE so can clarify it is not a scam or spam! If you do not replace the subject line your email will get deleted just to let you know ahead of time! I will reply with pics if I receive some, otherwise I will ask for them before we get too far along. Please be hwp. I am by no means a model and do not expect you to be, but attraction is a must! Not attracted to overweight ladies, but then again not attracted to skin and bones either. Prefer athletic to curvy ladies and even a few extra lbs is ok as long as everyone is physiy attracted. We believe in physical attraction as well as intellectual in order to really let go and have a good time. Thank you for reading and hope to hear from you ladies soon. lonely male lookng for female all free dating
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