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1. "Ask not what your country can do for you..because it isn't allowed the the federal budget!"
2. "I never met a man that I didn't like"..unknown madam from a red light district
3. "I shall return."..satisfied customer from above mentioned red light district
4."A house divided against itself cannot stand"..someone build over a fault line?
5. "Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's..but don't forget to itemize first".
6. "Two wrongs don't make a right..unless you apply algebra".
7. "Laugh, and the w world laughs with you"..Larry , Moe and Curly
8. :Cry, and you cry alone"..John Wayne Bobbit (this guy SHOULD be crying)
9. "A picture is worth a thousand words..but only if you can't read"
10. "Love thy neighbor..just don't get caught".
Any other thoughts that I may have missed? LET'S HEAR THEM AND HAVE A GOOD LAUGH TOGETHER!! Kansas Ohio black pussy dating freesexual submissives Biloxi Mississippi Fake girlfriend m4w *change subject to PINK or I will delete without opening*
(Please don't reply if you're not going to send a pic. Why do people think its ok to demand I send tons of pics but you shouldn't? I'm submissive, not stupid!)
So I would love to have a very attractive girl that everyone thinks is my girlfriend. Our actual relationship would be much different than that however.
Behind closed doors I would be your servant. I would cook for you, clean for you, give you massages, buy you things etc. I would also love it if you had total control of my sex life.
This could go a number of directions, just scratching the surface here.
If you're interested, let's talk.
P.S DO NOT ASK WHY I WANT A FAKE GIRLFRIEND! Read the post, what I'm looking for is right above.
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