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I have something odd that I like in women though, and it's not something that is easily known or something that I think should be brought up on a first date. I am a fan of women who can uh, squirt.
Now, it puts me at odds with myself to be honest. I try to be a gentleman and bringing this up with someone I don't know or haven't met seems to be against what I am. This isn't to say that I don't think it should be discussed, just not at first. Nor would it be that I'm just looking for a woman who can do that and nothing more. I'm not really into FWB or one night stand situations.
A bit about me. 5'6", I'm on the husky side (190lbs). I work out some, but it's mostly to improve my strength and not my form. I have a fairly good fashion sense and try to keep myself looking pretty good. I'm quick to laugh and hard to anger. I'm a bit smarter than your average bear but I try not to make people feel bad/stupid most the time. Sometimes they deserve it. :p I'm very honest and I'll say things that get me in trouble if I'm asked my opinion. I'm also smoke free and drug free, and you need to be the same.
Hobbies include a bunch of nerdy things (board games, D&D, video gaming with friends, etc), reading, watching TV series and just hanging out with folks in general.
Sorry for not providing a real picture of myself. If you send me something about yourself and a picture, I'd be glad to return the favor. :)
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