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5'5"
125lb
White
Tshirt. Jeans. Makeup.
2 jobs.
Car.
Awkward and shy. But I get over it. Lot easier if your not lol.
Dorky sometimes childish.
Love kids and animals.
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Now you I guess.
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Honest.
Creative (I need some excitement in my life lol)
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