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This is a little different type of post.
I am looking for a country lady for my dad. Here is something about him.
He is white D&D free 5'8" about 170lbs he is 63 years old and widowed.
He is honest doesn't lie doesn't cheat.
Dad was with my mom for 30 years and lost her to cancer three years ago.
I know that he is very lonely and needs someone in his life.
This is the type of woman that would be a good fit for him.
You would be white D&D free 5'8" or shorter and be HWP.
Be 48 to 58
Someone that won't cheat and won't lie to him.
A pic is not required because he wants to get know someone and not have it based on looks alone also wants someone to get to know him as a person and not his looks. He is no ken and not looking for Barbie.
This is for a long term relationship now he is retired not rich just an old country boy. He lives in a small country town in north Florida and I would want someone to relocate to be with him.
He has no idea that I am putting up this post.
If you reply to this email will come to me first and if I think that you would be a match I will send you his email and I will tell him what I did.
Because of all the spam and bots on CL Please put Country Girl in the subject line.
Please send your age and tell me something about you.
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