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Date me?" God, no!!" You'd say, without out a job, or steady pay, or even a place to roll in the hay. Cursed I have become, a victim as surely as they come,
not of my choice, I didn't want it this way, but you see such is life, all you can do is pray.
A man I am, surely, with needs, special as I, without any leads.
Reduced to one, single I become, surely it'll change, a job will come.
So my dears as you count your counts knowing, and more candles you are blowing,
What really matters you see, is what the heart offers, and it may be me.
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