Things to do, people to know.. m4w Ever been in this situation? Where things aren't quite going your way? And it seems that what used to be your friend pool has shrunk down to someting more like a puddle on a hot summer's day? That's where I am right now. Not really looking for anything special, just things to do, people to know. Musiy, I'm into everything from classic rock to punk rock. I also play. Activity-wise though I understand the incredible hotness of the summer I could go for outdoor adventures such as hiking, biking or even that thing people do nowadays where you go around on this long, grueling quest trekking over hell and high water for some arbitrary hidden object. (I'll take suggestions.) No zombies tho (sorry Gen-Z'ers).. So if I sound like your soulmate (or at least someone you'd want to have a beer with like George Bush only, no ) you could drop me a note. Array once again need a texting friendTime to smile m4w First off, this isn't a posting for..ANYTHING! It just seems with all of the flagging, bots, spams and whatever..we just need something to get us smiling again. Sooo, I took it upon myself to take some of the old famous quotes (or their authors) and update them to reflect our current times. SMILE.and enjoy the weekend!!
1. "Ask not what your country can do for you..because it isn't allowed the the federal budget!"
2. "I never met a man that I didn't like"..unknown madam from a red light district
3. "I shall return."..satisfied customer from above mentioned red light district
4."A house divided against itself cannot stand"..someone build over a fault line?
5. "Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's..but don't forget to itemize first".
6. "Two wrongs don't make a right..unless you apply algebra".
7. "Laugh, and the w world laughs with you"..Larry , Moe and Curly
8. :Cry, and you cry alone"..John Wayne Bobbit (this guy SHOULD be crying)
9. "A picture is worth a thousand words..but only if you can't read"
10. "Love thy neighbor..just don't get caught".
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