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We are both fun, loving, caring poeple.
We both like to please the ones we are with.
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We both made mistakes and are trapped in a situation we do not like.
I am regular guy, taller then average, built bigger then average, hopefully cuter then average too!
I am outgoing, romantic, respectful and always a gentleman.
I am looking ofr my soulmate.. one who feels that tingle when we see eachother.
NOT looking to bed hop, seriel date, hook up or any of that foolish stuff that is best left to college kids.
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