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Me : outside with my dogs. One of them ran behind you, barking.
I'm sorry. I had just gotten home from work and had no idea there was a chase of whatever sort-I just wanted to let my dogs out so I could relax. My dog is stupid and will chase anything that runs by him. I'm really sorry. I'm glad you got the dude. My dad's a cop so I appreciate our men in blue.
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