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Date me?" God, no!!" You'd say, without out a job, or steady pay, or even a place to roll in the hay. Cursed I have become, a victim as surely as they come,
not of my choice, I didn't want it this way, but you see such is life, all you can do is pray.
A man I am, surely, with needs, special as I, without any leads.
Reduced to one, single I become, surely it'll change, a job will come.
So my dears as you count your counts knowing, and more candles you are blowing,
What really matters you see, is what the heart offers, and it may be me.
TO RESPOND TO THIS LIMITED TIME OFFER WITH THE WORDS; "LIVE LIKE A TRUMP" IN THE HEADING
(Any resemblance is probably not fictional and is no way meant to offend or demean anyone, unless you take it that way, in which case f.o) Array free phone sex dating BaraharI'm searching for my love, where are you? I can't begin to tell you how many times I have tried to find her and I'm having very little luck..
I have what I always hear girls wanting..
Job
Car
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D/D free
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And I am REAL, not spam
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NOT a cheater!
But what the heck comes back to me but spam, college kids wanting one nighters, gold diggers, drama queens, criminals, flakes, and cheaters..
So why is it that I am finding everything you want in a man I have and nothing you want is ever enough to win your love?
I am very honest, I am very loyal, and on a better day I am super funny, for right now I feel like telling knock knock jokes..
Knock knock?..Who's there?..Love Love who? Can I find my love in you?
Like the lollipop commercial "The world may never know"..LOL..
Please just let me find someone who will be there for me when I need them as I will be for you, someone who is just as romantic and persistent as myself, someone who will love me for me and get the same in return, someone who likes to be adventurous and spontanious to go get out and have fun or is ok with just staying at home for the night to cuddle up with me and a funny movie (or scary movie of course..lol ;-) Just a few things, and I don't think this is asking too much..Be cute, be under 35, have a job/school or both, be serious and willing to put forth effort into this relationship..That's it! Not asking much am I????
Please Lord, let me find love and I promise I will never leave another coffee stain on anything ever again..lol.. I LOVE COFFEE, that's a requirement as well..lol
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