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Is sports? Take boxing. "Two topless men in silk shorts fighting for a belt and a purse." Any wonder why football players insist on piling on. Look at football. I think that sport was actually started by some guys, as a great big joke on the straight world. The conversation probably went something like this. "Hey, let's create a game where no women can play. Just overly muscled men wearing brightly colored, tight-fitting uniforms. The of the game be to grab a clutching a big ball, throw him to the ground and jump on top of him. Then other guys, who 'play' for the same team, jump on top of him, too. They'll take a break only when a wearing a fashionable black-and-white outfit blows a whistle and says they've just 'scored.' "We can the teams really suggestive names Oilers, Rams and Packers. We can even have one player who do nothing but make passes. The team that finishes first win some gaudy jewelry a ring, maybe. To keep the game alive, we'll send old men out to recruit boys. Doesn't it sound fabulous?!" Now, don't get all nervous, guys. I'm sure all the homoeroticism is just ironic. I personally find nothing erotic about football. It's too violent to be considered erotic, and most of my friends would agree. (Now, wrestling, on the other hand, is a whole different story; you'd have to be not to that.) It's taken me a while, but I have finally figured out why openly men are barred from playing most sports. For some odd reason, straight men cannot handle a they know to be, naked with them in the locker room. It's as if they think just because they have their own member, a want to sleep with them. Which is ridiculous. Do straight men want to sleep with every woman they? If that were true, Reno wouldn't have that horrible look on her face all the time. men in the locker room are there for the same reason as you: They want to shower and go home. That's it. The truth is, sexual preference should have no bearing on any sport. If someone is playing football (or any sport for that matter), it's because they want to play football. Not get laid. If they were looking for sex, they'd be playing on the Internet like you right now. ****** From the mind of ANT
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