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Orange=Orange
Yellow=Lemon
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Then one little girl looked at the professer and the other in horror then she yells "Spit them out there assholes"
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8. :Cry, and you cry alone"..John Wayne Bobbit (this guy SHOULD be crying)
9. "A picture is worth a thousand words..but only if you can't read"
10. "Love thy neighbor..just don't get caught".
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