Joke for you: Husband's Best Friend A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for him and his wife. Shortly after leaving, the doorbell rings. It's her husbands best friend.
She's in her bathrobe. The best friend can't help but notice, and he says: "you have the nicest breasts".
"Thanks," she says, "but my husband would be mad if he heard you".
He can't stop thinking about her breasts. "I would pay you $ he owed me?"
ME: Not married, so I must be the best friend. SWM, educated, traveled, fun loving outgoing, decent, a gentleman everywhere except craigs and the bedroom :)
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You are the most beautiful ginger I have seen, and I say ginger with only beauty in mind. I despise it when guys oogle girls at the gym, but I couldn't help but notice you. I believe you noticed me too. I was at the cable machine doing bent over side lateral raises, and then doing clean and press when you went to put your medicine ball back on the rack. Again, I don't believe the gym is a place to flirt or anything like that, but again, your beauty amazed me. If you check this, which I doubt you do, please let me know and describe something about me if you can re anything about me.
Sincerely,
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