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Been through hell, lived in hell and came out the other side. Not smelling like a rose, but no skunk either.
Just a simple man, always keeping busy, watch a movie here and there, some of the news. But TV it self, got better things to do.
I like holding hands, cuddling, picnics, walks. Just to much to mention. You would just have to get to know me.
I'm not a great talker and far from perfect, but if I have something to say, I say it and move on. Fighting is not my style.
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