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I'm pale/fair skin Italian/Irish decent with dark brown hair and eyes. I do have weight to me so don't picture the skinny girl your dreaming for. If it were to happen then I'd picture a young Jeremy Irons and have him. Though I am not a shallow person to judge by what people go by as the common beauty.
If you can not tell I do count myself as a writer though not a well determined one. As people see me I am young and a boy-ish loving horror fanatic. Though as I see myself, I'm a whatever I wish to show you. I love the theater more then a movie on TV. A rock concert is amazing but to sit and listen to the orchestra play out one of the greatest instrumentals is more thrilling. As is getting lost in an actual conversation face to face with someone instead of. Electronic messages that always go with..'what's up?' or 'how's it going?' which of course die after two messages too and from the people.
If you kept up with this mindless ramble your showing good character and at least you will take the time to read. Once you email if you show a picture I'll bring one into the game as well, if not then don't ask for one because your not getting one other wise.
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normal funny friend A Unique Trait I'm looking for someone awesome. Someone who will appreciate the things in life that happen daily, not just the big events. Someone who jokes often, and is hard to offend. Someone who is a bit nerdy, but doesn't get so sucked into their nerd hobbies that you're embarrassed to show them to the outside world. A person whom likes to eat a home cooked meal,cuddle and watch a movie at home as much as they enjoy a trip to the beach or to mini-golf or to play laser tag.
That would be totally awesome, fo realz.
I have something odd that I like in women though, and it's not something that is easily known or something that I think should be brought up on a first date. I am a fan of women who can uh, squirt.
Now, it puts me at odds with myself to be honest. I try to be a gentleman and bringing this up with someone I don't know or haven't met seems to be against what I am. This isn't to say that I don't think it should be discussed, just not at first. Nor would it be that I'm just looking for a woman who can do that and nothing more. I'm not really into FWB or one night stand situations.
A bit about me. 5'6", I'm on the husky side (190lbs). I work out some, but it's mostly to improve my strength and not my form. I have a fairly good fashion sense and try to keep myself looking pretty good. I'm quick to laugh and hard to anger. I'm a bit smarter than your average bear but I try not to make people feel bad/stupid most the time. Sometimes they deserve it. :p I'm very honest and I'll say things that get me in trouble if I'm asked my opinion. I'm also smoke free and drug free, and you need to be the same.
Hobbies include a bunch of nerdy things (board games, D&D, video gaming with friends, etc), reading, watching TV series and just hanging out with folks in general.
Sorry for not providing a real picture of myself. If you send me something about yourself and a picture, I'd be glad to return the favor. :)
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