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1. "Ask not what your country can do for you..because it isn't allowed the the federal budget!"
2. "I never met a man that I didn't like"..unknown madam from a red light district
3. "I shall return."..satisfied customer from above mentioned red light district
4."A house divided against itself cannot stand"..someone build over a fault line?
5. "Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's..but don't forget to itemize first".
6. "Two wrongs don't make a right..unless you apply algebra".
7. "Laugh, and the w world laughs with you"..Larry , Moe and Curly
8. :Cry, and you cry alone"..John Wayne Bobbit (this guy SHOULD be crying)
9. "A picture is worth a thousand words..but only if you can't read"
10. "Love thy neighbor..just don't get caught".
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"Sure, You Should Try That"
I used to write the type of poetry
that focused on metaphors.
once I compared
the way a woman I loved made me wait and wait
like the choir In Beethoven's 9th,
because that's what the choir does.
They wait and wait and wait
for the conductor,
which in many cases is a crazy man with white hair
who waves his arms
to make sounds with a wand,
to tell people in robes to sing,
but my love didn't get it.
Perhaps nobody listens to Beethoven,
Or nobody uses metaphors.
It was probably just her, but
She still gets me down.
The one person who needs to read,
Does not understand, and
I'm sure Beethoven felt the same way.
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