Time to smile m4w First off, this isn't a posting for..ANYTHING! It just seems with all of the flagging, bots, spams and whatever..we just need something to get us smiling again. Sooo, I took it upon myself to take some of the old famous quotes (or their authors) and update them to reflect our current times. SMILE.and enjoy the weekend!!
1. "Ask not what your country can do for you..because it isn't allowed the the federal budget!"
2. "I never met a man that I didn't like"..unknown madam from a red light district
3. "I shall return."..satisfied customer from above mentioned red light district
4."A house divided against itself cannot stand"..someone build over a fault line?
5. "Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's..but don't forget to itemize first".
6. "Two wrongs don't make a right..unless you apply algebra".
7. "Laugh, and the w world laughs with you"..Larry , Moe and Curly
8. :Cry, and you cry alone"..John Wayne Bobbit (this guy SHOULD be crying)
9. "A picture is worth a thousand words..but only if you can't read"
10. "Love thy neighbor..just don't get caught".
Any other thoughts that I may have missed? LET'S HEAR THEM AND HAVE A GOOD LAUGH TOGETHER!! Array sex Moses Lake yerevanthong m4w Looking for attractive female. Over the age of 18 years old to purchase her thong.
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So I would love to have a very attractive girl that everyone thinks is my girlfriend. Our actual relationship would be much different than that however.
Behind closed doors I would be your servant. I would cook for you, clean for you, give you massages, buy you things etc. I would also love it if you had total control of my sex life.
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