Let's play a make-believe game Let's make-believe while you read this post that:
I do not have a job.
I do not have a car. I'll have to barrow your car often. Return it either wrecked, or with any gas.
I do not take care of any of my many.
I will drag you into all my baby mama drama
I use drugs everyday!
I drink all day long!
I do not own my own home so I will have to shake up with you.
I WILL cheat on you with all of my many ex-girls/wife's
I will steal/barrow/beg for money from you and your family.
After that i will cut you off from your family.
I will invite all my friends over while you are at work. We will trash your place and eat all the food. Then I'll you to bring home more beer and food.
I will be in and out of jail and prison. It will never be my fault. Everyone is out to get me.
I will beat often to keep you in line.
I will cuss at you and tell you how fat, stupid, and ugly you are.
I will get you knocked up and I will:
a) Say it ain't mine. (Or)
b) Tell you to get an abortion, out of your pocket. (Or)
c) Tell you how much this will change me (but we both know it won't. (Or)
d) Just leave and never speak to you again.
I will do all of this while I prefers my love for you. I sound sexy don't I? I am a catch right? This sounds like what woman want these days. If that's sounds like the person you want, I'm you boy! My e-mail box should fill up right away.
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1. I wouldn't support his alcoholism in any way. So I would not have been in the bar drinking and pretending that it was okay that he is an alcoholic and doing that. Just because you don't have a control problem doesn't mean that your influence doesn't effect him. When my DH splurges and eats something crappy and unhealthy for lunch, it makes me all the more likely to partake myself. No, you're not his mom, but I like to think that a responsible SO helps to make up for their partner's weaknesses. So I would have just ordered a coke. 2. I think that it is your SO's responsibility to handle that sort of thing. So that could mean smiling politely and walking over to you, or nicely refusing and saying, "I'm taken." Yes, she already knew that, but a comment like that would have likely embarrassed her into stopping, particularly if he walked back over to you and put his arm around you. 3. I wouldn't have said anything except, "Sweetheart, I'm cold, could you put your arm around me?" or something equally stupid, yet capable of getting the point across that he was mine. I doubt she would have kept flirting with him snuggling you. That would hurt anyone's ego. 4. I think that you come on here every other week worried about one thing or another. This could mean a mismatch with this guy, an insecurity on your part involving your own self-esteem, or a combination of both. In any case, you need to deal with it, or it never improve. You'll feel exactly the same 10 years from now, 20 years from now. Have you considered therapy? i really want an older man
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