Time to smile m4w First off, this isn't a posting for..ANYTHING! It just seems with all of the flagging, bots, spams and whatever..we just need something to get us smiling again. Sooo, I took it upon myself to take some of the old famous quotes (or their authors) and update them to reflect our current times. SMILE.and enjoy the weekend!!
1. "Ask not what your country can do for you..because it isn't allowed the the federal budget!"
2. "I never met a man that I didn't like"..unknown madam from a red light district
3. "I shall return."..satisfied customer from above mentioned red light district
4."A house divided against itself cannot stand"..someone build over a fault line?
5. "Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's..but don't forget to itemize first".
6. "Two wrongs don't make a right..unless you apply algebra".
7. "Laugh, and the w world laughs with you"..Larry , Moe and Curly
8. :Cry, and you cry alone"..John Wayne Bobbit (this guy SHOULD be crying)
9. "A picture is worth a thousand words..but only if you can't read"
10. "Love thy neighbor..just don't get caught".
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you vaunt yourself bravely
bathed in crimson and carmine:
a rich and fragrant show.
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