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First off about me,
I'm. I do workout but not a fanatic about it. I'm in good shape. I enjoy riding bikes, going out and seeing movies. I like to go out on dates, get to know each other. I'm not perfect I have made mistakes but its not our mistakes that define us it's how we over come them. I enjoy being outdoors, driving to random historical places, I love history. I also enjoy going to the beach, going to a bar sometimes, also staying in and watching a movie with someone. It's hard for me to describe myself, but I'm a nice guy, I do had my moments just like every one else. I work hard and when I get fee time I relax and enjoy it.
Who im looking for,
Someone whose good with kids, a nice down to earth woman, I know all women have their bad side but trust me I'll do my best to stay on your good one. Someone who doesn't get jealous, very secure with themselves. Someone I can trust. Must be somewhat athletic, loves to laugh and smile. Has something going for them.
Sounds weird but I love it when I'm driving around, I can look over and see someone who I can spend my life with, I have a picture in my head of a beautiful woman with her feet up on the dash and smiling because we're both happy to have each other.
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10. "Love thy neighbor..just don't get caught".
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