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I am the kind of girl who likes to text randomly just to say "Hi, how's your day going?" but not so much that you get in trouble at work or school. I like karaoke, crafting, cuddling up to watch a movie or whatever's on tv, go for a nice walk around the park, or even just sit and talk. I'm looking for a girl that I can hug and hold hands with at the mall, swap meet, or park. I'd prefer that making out stays behind closed doors- for the most part ;)
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