Joke for you: Husband's Best Friend A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for him and his wife. Shortly after leaving, the doorbell rings. It's her husbands best friend.
She's in her bathrobe. The best friend can't help but notice, and he says: "you have the nicest breasts".
"Thanks," she says, "but my husband would be mad if he heard you".
He can't stop thinking about her breasts. "I would pay you $ he owed me?"
ME: Not married, so I must be the best friend. SWM, educated, traveled, fun loving outgoing, decent, a gentleman everywhere except craigs and the bedroom :)
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what i need in a girl.
1. your not constantly depressed, angry or annoyed. I mean, we all have are ups and downs. But I will feel like I'm falling you as a partner If I can't make you at-least smile. And I'll slowly blame myself for it.
2. Your not Bossy or demanding. why? because your becoming my mother. And I stick my feet in the ground and it makes me angry. honestly I'm really easy. asking will always work.
3. My sister likes you. and you can get along with my family. I mean. they Love me. I don't hide that I'm into weird and abnormal stuff. they know about my video-games and anime collection, and if they didn't noticed I'm a bit of a kinkster by now? maybe they thought dog collars were a swell accessory.
4. Understand that. If i fall in love with you. your screwed. You become the object of my every desire. and if your cool with a collar that really shouldn't be a problem.
about me: I'm the night in shinning armor idiot? You know, that one guy that puts everyone else first and gets over looked. everything else can be found out on are first date.
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