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Date me?" God, no!!" You'd say, without out a job, or steady pay, or even a place to roll in the hay. Cursed I have become, a victim as surely as they come,
not of my choice, I didn't want it this way, but you see such is life, all you can do is pray.
A man I am, surely, with needs, special as I, without any leads.
Reduced to one, single I become, surely it'll change, a job will come.
So my dears as you count your counts knowing, and more candles you are blowing,
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I just graduated from college, and I am currently a business owner waiting for all the paperwork to get back to me so I can open an office. I am 18 I am extremely mature for my age though.
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I'm searching for my love, where are you? I can't begin to tell you how many times I have tried to find her and I'm having very little luck..
I have what I always hear girls wanting..
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Apt
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Open minded and creative
Respect and appreciation
Family oriented
A good father ( I have a daughter half the time)
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NOT a cheater!
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So why is it that I am finding everything you want in a man I have and nothing you want is ever enough to win your love?
I am very honest, I am very loyal, and on a better day I am super funny, for right now I feel like telling knock knock jokes..
Knock knock?..Who's there?..Love Love who? Can I find my love in you?
Like the lollipop commercial "The world may never know"..LOL..
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