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For those of you that think I am trolling CL just to pick up chicks, your wrong! I mean those that I dated and unfortunately it didn't work out. Trust me, not my number one choice to meet someone but when you are relatively new and work a lot, its a real option
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Well I guess, I am going to try this again.
I don't want to write a entire essay on myself, but here is some basic info., I know I've posted before, so yeah I already know..but I did meet really nice girl from here but unfortunately it didn't work out
Me:
single
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honest
I love dancing, sports, movies, music and hanging out in the city. (I am originally from Jersey)
You:
Single, sexy, smart, and laid back (that sums up the perfect girl) lol
Most importantly please be HONEST and drama free. All my freinds tell me that I need to play the game better, can't all the time, can't text right back, all that nonsense, but if I like you I probably will. Not sure why I wear my heart on my sleeve, maybe because I'm a Taurus, but I guess I have always been like that. I will keep it real with you.
I think a few months ago when I had posted, I wasn't really sure what I wanted, but I am in a better place now.
I have no problem with if you are interested or not interested after we talk, just say what your feeling..
I'm not really picky about looks, but send a pic if you aren't shy..
If you want to know what I am looking for: the best way to sum that up is that I want a best freind, and girl freind, lover, sweetheart, someone who challenges me to an extent, (all wrapped up in one)
Sometimes I wonder if that girl/concept really exists, but I'm keeping the faith.
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