Joke for you: Husband's Best Friend A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for him and his wife. Shortly after leaving, the doorbell rings. It's her husbands best friend.
She's in her bathrobe. The best friend can't help but notice, and he says: "you have the nicest breasts".
"Thanks," she says, "but my husband would be mad if he heard you".
He can't stop thinking about her breasts. "I would pay you $ he owed me?"
ME: Not married, so I must be the best friend. SWM, educated, traveled, fun loving outgoing, decent, a gentleman everywhere except craigs and the bedroom :)
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