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So why is it that I am finding everything you want in a man I have and nothing you want is ever enough to win your love?
I am very honest, I am very loyal, and on a better day I am super funny, for right now I feel like telling knock knock jokes..
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Like the lollipop commercial "The world may never know"..LOL..
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