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She's in her bathrobe. The best friend can't help but notice, and he says: "you have the nicest breasts".
"Thanks," she says, "but my husband would be mad if he heard you".
He can't stop thinking about her breasts. "I would pay you $ he owed me?"
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2. Your not Bossy or demanding. why? because your becoming my mother. And I stick my feet in the ground and it makes me angry. honestly I'm really easy. asking will always work.
3. My sister likes you. and you can get along with my family. I mean. they Love me. I don't hide that I'm into weird and abnormal stuff. they know about my video-games and anime collection, and if they didn't noticed I'm a bit of a kinkster by now? maybe they thought dog collars were a swell accessory.
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