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Eh, where to start.
I'm a ssbbw so if you aren't into tall big girls than, ya, Im not for you.
Besides being bigger than the norm,
I stand 5'8
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And bubbly.
Not into guys with weird fat fetishes.or feet fetishes..um, no fetishes.i like my men ,um, boring in bed I suppose.
Anyway,i have a dark sense of humor so if youre typiy a sensitive hunk Im also not for you.
plus.if youre socially awkward, artsy, creative, shy our have a.dark morbid side that isn't a fetish.
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Waiting for you to get us a room. If I say I am real and serious does that make it true? I think showing up, would be best. I am looking for someone dominating. Think of what you would like to do, to a woman. and thats what I want my owner to tell me to do. (no blood, no harm, just kinky fun). For some reason, finding someone demanding is hard. Again, pic number room.. then you can take over.
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