Leopard santa hat at McD's drive thru m4w You were working the cashier portion of the drive thru and you gave me an extra long smile (or maybe it was just me) I was speechless and should have said something! Anything!
Anyway, I would love to hangout. Array st Vance Alabama swingers adult clubsLet's play a make-believe game Let's make-believe while you read this post that:
I do not have a job.
I do not have a car. I'll have to barrow your car often. Return it either wrecked, or with any gas.
I do not take care of any of my many.
I will drag you into all my baby mama drama
I use drugs everyday!
I drink all day long!
I do not own my own home so I will have to shake up with you.
I WILL cheat on you with all of my many ex-girls/wife's
I will steal/barrow/beg for money from you and your family.
After that i will cut you off from your family.
I will invite all my friends over while you are at work. We will trash your place and eat all the food. Then I'll you to bring home more beer and food.
I will be in and out of jail and prison. It will never be my fault. Everyone is out to get me.
I will beat often to keep you in line.
I will cuss at you and tell you how fat, stupid, and ugly you are.
I will get you knocked up and I will:
a) Say it ain't mine. (Or)
b) Tell you to get an abortion, out of your pocket. (Or)
c) Tell you how much this will change me (but we both know it won't. (Or)
d) Just leave and never speak to you again.
I will do all of this while I prefers my love for you. I sound sexy don't I? I am a catch right? This sounds like what woman want these days. If that's sounds like the person you want, I'm you boy! My e-mail box should fill up right away.
I am the white guy in the picture.
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You have black hair and were with your girl friends at the bar. I was with my friends and adjacent to you. We spoke briefly about something and you laughed. Would have spoken to you again, but I didn't want to interrupt your conversation. So I know it's you, what was I wearing and/or what did I say that made you laugh. Hope to hear from you. :)
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nsa lest just have some fun I'd drop some subtle and not so hubtle hints. Mention a restaurant you'd like to go to. Or a movie. Those you talked about? Rent or buy them and watch them together. I don't know your husband, but he sounds like he just be enjoying not having to strive to be romantic if you're doing all the work. Let him know that the next time you go out together for dinner, you want him to be and seduce you. If he says he doesn't know how, remind him of the things he did when you started dating or the first few months of marriage. Boost his condifence with stories of what he did to impress you. Tell him your open for anything ((or just about)) that he can come up with, even if it's a romantic walk somewhere. Let him know that little things, a kiss as he goes by you in the living room, or a touch on the hand, arm, ((no groping unless you're looking for that)), running his fingers through your hair, or an embrace from behind for no reason are things you want. And if he does these things, tell him how much they mean to you. It very well could inspire him to do grander things. steps first. Just my.02. live chat Valdosta xxx
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