Are you the crazy stalker type, emotionally unavailable. To busy with your ex or your job, not over the past, lies habitually, thinks text messaging is dating..
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I do not always wear my seatbelt.
I don't tear the tags off my mattresses (until there
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I'll make you laugh
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I know how to laugh at myself
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I'll take care of you when you're sick
I'll make fun of you
If you need help with anything, I am there
I take a bath every day, twice even sometimes
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I would do just about anything for my family and friends
When you wash the dishes it turns me on
I'll save everything you ever give me
I won't ever forget your birthday and will remind you
when mine is coming
You just can't stop reading this!
I'm pretty cute
I've never been on Americas Most Wanted
My kisses will take your breath away
you will not care if I leave my socks on
My weird habits you'll find adorable
You'll sleep better when I'm next to you
I'll never waste your love
I'll need help finding my keys and cell
I will ask for directions for you
I eat red meat
I'll help clean the house every time your parents come
over
My family is just as dysfunctional as yours
I smell good most of the time
I don't litter
I am great with kids
I'm really good at sneaking food into the movies
I'll never say 'nothings wrong' when there
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I know how to cook
I don't cry over spilt milk (or wine)
I have never stabbed anyone in the eye
I don't overload the washer
I've never auditioned for American Idol
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In return, you get a good looking, go-getter guy who has the heart and mind for a true LTR. 5' lbs, very muscular build, brown hair, gray eyes, good career, and down to earth. Finishing the final stages of divorce (no ), and the situation is truly over. No games here, no hidden agenda. Love the outdoors, the nightlife, and trying new things. I have no hangups in the bedroom and want someone who makes the most out of giving and receiving pleasure.
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