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But (curses!) Tony the Bartender had me all preoccupied and when I turned round gasp you were gone! Oh gawds no, don't say it's true. You were already the coolest person I'd ever seen in Pleasanton (besides me, grin) and I hadn't even seen the front yet.
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Just ask your friend she was facing my direction, and definitely noted my reputed, bemused (actually, "inspired") glances at you. Yes, I am that dapper gent, the only one of my kind in (probably) a miles let's at least meet each other?
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