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Though I chuckled, I also found it dismaying.
While I do understand your position as I also date women, I hate to break it to ya, but these types of behavior are not restricted to one gender.
Your question:
"Is it REALLY the hardest thing in the world to find ONE girl who has baggage the size of a small make-up case as opposed to a public storage unit?"
My question:
Is it REALLY the hardest thing in the world to find ONE man who doesn't say those magic words to me on the during a first conversation and during a first dinner date. "God you're hot, I have huge cock, it's hard. Make you wet baby! Wanna ride it..?" Uhhh, you know a simple "Hello, My name is John, God, you look lovely tonight.." would be nice. :-)
Do you really think I would or could allow myself to be a party to such tomfoolery? I think not.
Is it REALLY the hardest thing in the world to find ONE man who is nice, decent, romantic, stable, witty, ambitious, athletic, nice looking and not the Douche-Baggy type?
I understand your experience with women hasn't been pleasant for the most part, but let's face it, many people have their own idiosyncrasies, MEN AND WOMEN. It is what it is. Perhaps you are looking in the wrong place LOL. Or (since I don't know you) perhaps there is a specific reason why you are attracting "crazies" as you indicated?
Whatever the case may be, best thing to do is be positive, learn from it and move on to the next person. It doesn't have to be complicated.
It's easier to be happy.
To say that women are crazies, have issues and such is completely one sided.
As a woman, Douchery behavior is equally as frustrating. Just sayin'.
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