Unemployed. Mom's Basement. Hey ladies..I'm an unemployed , basement dwelling goon with above average writing skills as you will see, as I spin my tale of what's become of me..
Date me?" God, no!!" You'd say, without out a job, or steady pay, or even a place to roll in the hay. Cursed I have become, a victim as surely as they come,
not of my choice, I didn't want it this way, but you see such is life, all you can do is pray.
A man I am, surely, with needs, special as I, without any leads.
Reduced to one, single I become, surely it'll change, a job will come.
So my dears as you count your counts knowing, and more candles you are blowing,
What really matters you see, is what the heart offers, and it may be me.
TO RESPOND TO THIS LIMITED TIME OFFER WITH THE WORDS; "LIVE LIKE A TRUMP" IN THE HEADING
(Any resemblance is probably not fictional and is no way meant to offend or demean anyone, unless you take it that way, in which case f.o) Array sexy country guysAsian girl wanted..18-35 Hi, I'm seeking a young Asian girl..with long hair,cute face and slender body.
I can offer you a nice home in the country, free rent, nice car, and an allowance.
All I ask is, for you to be kind,honest,sexy,a good cook, and plenty of loving.!
Write back and tell me what your goals are and attach a photo. thanks younger bg girl for assplay sex with older womanhot sexy girls Las Berrozanas Mexican P/SSY!! w4m And you're gonna love me. I promise.
TEXT: 4!5-69o-8seven1 Aurora Colorado asian Aurora Colorado sensual massageca63 nude women Elmhurst
woman available to get eaten good tonight lets get freaky m4w Are there any fetishes you want to try? I'm down for just about anything.. try me. Westminster girls woman wanting to fuck sexy west Superior girls with big tits
Looking for some awesome fun Yes i am looking for some fun an good times with the right women.
Please be fun an like to have some awesome Laughs.No webpages
or cam shows to see..Must be clean an ddf.A pic gets an answer
with a pic. Westminster girls woman wanting to fuckI'm searching for my love, where are you? I can't begin to tell you how many times I have tried to find her and I'm having very little luck..
I have what I always hear girls wanting..
Job
Car
Apt
Decent looks (tall, blue eyes, all my teeth, good hygiene, dress well)
D/D free
Sense of humor
Well endowed-good stamina ;-)
Open minded and creative
Respect and appreciation
Family oriented
A good father ( I have a daughter half the time)
And I am REAL, not spam
NOT seeking a one night stand
A powerful intellect
Honesty and Loyalty
NOT a cheater!
But what the heck comes back to me but spam, college kids wanting one nighters, gold diggers, drama queens, criminals, flakes, and cheaters..
So why is it that I am finding everything you want in a man I have and nothing you want is ever enough to win your love?
I am very honest, I am very loyal, and on a better day I am super funny, for right now I feel like telling knock knock jokes..
Knock knock?..Who's there?..Love Love who? Can I find my love in you?
Like the lollipop commercial "The world may never know"..LOL..
Please just let me find someone who will be there for me when I need them as I will be for you, someone who is just as romantic and persistent as myself, someone who will love me for me and get the same in return, someone who likes to be adventurous and spontanious to go get out and have fun or is ok with just staying at home for the night to cuddle up with me and a funny movie (or scary movie of course..lol ;-) Just a few things, and I don't think this is asking too much..Be cute, be under 35, have a job/school or both, be serious and willing to put forth effort into this relationship..That's it! Not asking much am I????
Please Lord, let me find love and I promise I will never leave another coffee stain on anything ever again..lol.. I LOVE COFFEE, that's a requirement as well..lol
I suppose I shou sexy west Superior girls with big tits free webcam sexnude women Elmhurst black girl m4w looking to eat a sexy shaved or trimmed black girl. be clean and std free. put "OREO" in the return. SEND ht, wt, pussy info, cup size. love small tits so younger girls dont be shy. make this wm your oral bitch. pic is me being used recently being fed chocolate sundae.
If you want to see what my dream woman could do G00GLE this: "French hottie Tina big tits strokes old dude to c*m shot"
Good looking, ssensual, sexual, nurturing, loving and someone who knows eactly how to own a mans dick. And lives for a mans seed. Also someone who expect much pleasure in the same manor in return. Intense extended almost intolerable pleasure.
I'd tak about how funny, awesome and interesting I am but we can get to that some other time. I am into girls with a thin waist but meat in other plces, ass hips thighs. And who are attractive.
younger bg girl for assplay ca64 Array
SWM seeks BBW for FWB and excessive abbreviation.. m4w I'm not looking for anything serious right now, but the idea of a one night stand kind of gives me the heebie jeebies. Ideally, I'd like to find a friends with benefits kind of thing. Nothing serious and nothing sleazy, just a decent friendship with makeout privileges and the occasional night of hot sex without all of the drama of real "relationship."
About me: I'm , brown hair, blue eyes. I'd consider myself decent looking. Not a hunk by any means, but I do get female attention. I'm carrying a few extra pounds, but I don't walk like a penguin or anything. I'm witty, clean, intelligent, polite and funny. Pretty much your typical "nice guy." But that doesn't mean I'm no fun in the sack. I'm not really the "aggressive" type but I know what I'm doing and I love pleasuring a woman. I can do absolutely incredible things with my mouth.
Also, I smoke. I know that's major grossness for a lot of folks, so I'll warn you now to weed out the faint of heart.
As for what I'm looking for.. I'd like to find a girl that's outgoing, smart, sane, and at least a little cute. A healthy sex drive is a must as well. I tend to go for "fuller figured" women but looks aren't everything. I'd be most comfortable with someone between the ages of 23-35 but would consider someone older or younger if I felt like a connection might be there. Also, if you have some communicable disease or drug habit, I'd rather not meet you.
So.. Has your interest been suitably piqued? Send me an e-mail and we'll see what happens. Please put something interesting in your subject line so I know you can actually read and aren't just some pork byproduct clogging up my inbox. Much appreciated. mississippi u nudeATTRACTIVE WHITE MALE SEEKING FEMALE FRIEND m4w Attractive white male seeking attractive female for friendship. Race not an issue though I tend to have more common interests with black or Latina females. I'm 35 5'10 with a medium build. Bald head and hazel eyes. I'm into hiphop, reggae, some rock, and I'm a big movie buff. Just looking for a friend to text and if we click hang out and have some drinks. If ur not much of a conversationalist don't waste our time. I love to talk and hate carrying one sided conversations. seeking for passion
movis do sex with Foley FUCK! SPEND UR SPERM!! w4m Talk dirty to me it is the pathway to my multiple orgasms.
persian partner Sibley Mississippi dating Is there any sexy lades in the mood.
grannies want fucking Liechtenstein Meet me tomorrow and tease me. women looking for sex Champagne
ca65 i want a bbw to worship and love for hours tonightLonley ladies wanting looking for hot sex latino dating
looking for a neglected lady Adult wants real sex OH Columbus 43201 woman available to get eaten good tonight
lookin for a rocker My tider crush fizzled . hot married women Stotts City city
Not Exactly NSA. horney housewives Detroit Michigan coast
Lonely fat wanting singles dating websites erotic and naughty massage Kaneohe califHot wives want nsa Eloy online dating relationship
naked horny women Metricup Sex hookup wanting adult sex chat looking for sex rhode Fort worth
phone sex chat free Dalhousie hh VOLUNTEERS OF AMERICA. girl mobile sex Forest Mississippi local fuck
Beautiful women ready single adults Forest Mississippi local fuck girl mobile sex
Mature naughty search harmony dating, horny bitches search dating for seniors. © Copyright 2015