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Goals are very important to me. My next big goal is figuring out what my goals are and how I can lower the standards so that they can be achieved. Achieving goals is also an aspiration but I find you have to aim pretty low. At least I do.
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As for hobbies, I enjoy the spectrum of hobbies available in modern society. Posting pictures of cats to the internet, drinking liquids, keeping wires in piles, chatting, watching tv, and drawing unicorns are just some of the many hobbies I keep. On national holidays I like to make pancakes and take a nap.
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Interests:
Cartoons, Naps, Unicorns
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