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Now, it puts me at odds with myself to be honest. I try to be a gentleman and bringing this up with someone I don't know or haven't met seems to be against what I am. This isn't to say that I don't think it should be discussed, just not at first. Nor would it be that I'm just looking for a woman who can do that and nothing more. I'm not really into FWB or one night stand situations.
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Sorry for not providing a real picture of myself. If you send me something about yourself and a picture, I'd be glad to return the favor. :)
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