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Is it possible to have a female doppelganger? Actually, I'm one of those that don't really know what they are looking for I'll know it when I see it (or her in this case) but for now I'm still looking. I guess I'm hoping the right girl opens this ad, reads it and thinks I'm worth a shot or wants to find out more. She can be single, married, divorced, or somewhere in between. I'm not hung up on race or other physical features either unless you're an intelligent zombie using craigslist as a means to spread the apocalypse in which case I must ask you to move along to the next ad. That's all folks
Which leads to the part I may dread even more no new unread messages :(
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