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1. "Ask not what your country can do for you..because it isn't allowed the the federal budget!"
2. "I never met a man that I didn't like"..unknown madam from a red light district
3. "I shall return."..satisfied customer from above mentioned red light district
4."A house divided against itself cannot stand"..someone build over a fault line?
5. "Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's..but don't forget to itemize first".
6. "Two wrongs don't make a right..unless you apply algebra".
7. "Laugh, and the w world laughs with you"..Larry , Moe and Curly
8. :Cry, and you cry alone"..John Wayne Bobbit (this guy SHOULD be crying)
9. "A picture is worth a thousand words..but only if you can't read"
10. "Love thy neighbor..just don't get caught".
Any other thoughts that I may have missed? LET'S HEAR THEM AND HAVE A GOOD LAUGH TOGETHER!! nude asians Ciudad victoria totally free sex datinglocal girls to shag Waterville Fake girlfriend m4w *change subject to PINK or I will delete without opening*
(Please don't reply if you're not going to send a pic. Why do people think its ok to demand I send tons of pics but you shouldn't? I'm submissive, not stupid!)
So I would love to have a very attractive girl that everyone thinks is my girlfriend. Our actual relationship would be much different than that however.
Behind closed doors I would be your servant. I would cook for you, clean for you, give you massages, buy you things etc. I would also love it if you had total control of my sex life.
This could go a number of directions, just scratching the surface here.
If you're interested, let's talk.
P.S DO NOT ASK WHY I WANT A FAKE GIRLFRIEND! Read the post, what I'm looking for is right above.
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I used to write the type of poetry
that focused on metaphors.
once I compared
the way a woman I loved made me wait and wait
like the choir In Beethoven's 9th,
because that's what the choir does.
They wait and wait and wait
for the conductor,
which in many cases is a crazy man with white hair
who waves his arms
to make sounds with a wand,
to tell people in robes to sing,
but my love didn't get it.
Perhaps nobody listens to Beethoven,
Or nobody uses metaphors.
It was probably just her, but
She still gets me down.
The one person who needs to read,
Does not understand, and
I'm sure Beethoven felt the same way.
Rainy day lunchtime 420? m4w Are there any ladies that would like to smoke some I will gladly share while you just sit back and watch me stroke. Not looking for any participation, you can just sit back, smoke and watch..
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