I work overnights.. Can you handle? Hey I am Kelly.
And no I'm not looking for people to drunk txt today. haha.
I am looking for a relationship.
I am not new to the internet dating game so don't try to play me for a fool =
I am diggin on Watsky lately.
He's hella funny.
Ok stats.
-Kelly
-21
-6'0 (for real)
-BBW/ Thick
I love music.
I love movies.
I work full time.
OVERNIGHT.
This is a big deal.
That means my day time is 8PM to 8AM
And I am at work for 8hours of that.
I have random stupid days off.
monday and thursday.
So I am looking for someone who possibly works these hours too or at least keeps them haha
If you dont then atleast be chill with the fact that I do.
But yeah anyways.
I am lookin for a tall man (6'0 FOR REAL! or taller.)
Dont tell me your 6'0 foot tall when your not then act surprised when im taller and i don't you back hahah
Who is SINGLE. No exceptions. I dont care if you and your girl arent getting along. I dont fuck with all that drama.
Who can go to the bar on thursday nights lol
who likes alot of different kinds of music.
and who likes dogs.
So if this sounds like you then say what up!
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I am instead referring to the 2009 dark comedy movie by that name. Written and directed by Bobcat Goldthwait, who was evidently a genius this whole time. Who knew? We all thought he was a maniac. I never thought an amalgum of autoerotic asphyxiation, anal sex references, recreational drug use, and what I assume is actually Robin Williams' genitalia could be so cinematiy awesome.
This movie was great. Could it be my favorite? The acting was great, but it was the fantastic effort both in writing and directing that actually made me come as close to feeling feelings as I've come since the failure of my second serious relationship. Great characters, plot development, but no tits. Sad.
Haven't seen it? You should. If you like it, are between the ages of 27 and 32 and have a way with sarcasm and false enthusiasm such that your closest friends can't even tell when you're being serious or fabricating some ludicrous line of bullshit, then we should seriously consider getting together and discussing many things like why we haven't already met, Gilbert Gottfried being fired from Aflac, the best way to thicken a soup, why everyone else besides us is a moron, the proper use of the word 'whom', and a myriad of other things that I would have loved to have worked into this ridiculously long run on sentence.
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