Let's play a make-believe game Let's make-believe while you read this post that:
I do not have a job.
I do not have a car. I'll have to barrow your car often. Return it either wrecked, or with any gas.
I do not take care of any of my many.
I will drag you into all my baby mama drama
I use drugs everyday!
I drink all day long!
I do not own my own home so I will have to shake up with you.
I WILL cheat on you with all of my many ex-girls/wife's
I will steal/barrow/beg for money from you and your family.
After that i will cut you off from your family.
I will invite all my friends over while you are at work. We will trash your place and eat all the food. Then I'll you to bring home more beer and food.
I will be in and out of jail and prison. It will never be my fault. Everyone is out to get me.
I will beat often to keep you in line.
I will cuss at you and tell you how fat, stupid, and ugly you are.
I will get you knocked up and I will:
a) Say it ain't mine. (Or)
b) Tell you to get an abortion, out of your pocket. (Or)
c) Tell you how much this will change me (but we both know it won't. (Or)
d) Just leave and never speak to you again.
I will do all of this while I prefers my love for you. I sound sexy don't I? I am a catch right? This sounds like what woman want these days. If that's sounds like the person you want, I'm you boy! My e-mail box should fill up right away.
I am the white guy in the picture.
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