Get ready to head to mildly impressedville About Me :
Like everyone else, I am intensely unique. I am into the, you know, current thing. Super totally. My vernacular is singular to the point that I could define myself with words like "dude" and "totally" and "like". Somewhat intrigued? Let's continue further into the abyss of my imagination.
Goals are very important to me. My next big goal is figuring out what my goals are and how I can lower the standards so that they can be achieved. Achieving goals is also an aspiration but I find you have to aim pretty low. At least I do.
My taste in music is important and also kind of not because I'm an intensely ambivalent person. I like indie techno (kevin blechdom, rhythm king, knifehandchop), soft rock (ambrosia, hall and oats, alan parsons), midi files (all of them), boredoms, ween, and slayer. Often I can be found playing beginner sheet music on a cheap keyboard.
As for hobbies, I enjoy the spectrum of hobbies available in modern society. Posting pictures of cats to the internet, drinking liquids, keeping wires in piles, chatting, watching tv, and drawing unicorns are just some of the many hobbies I keep. On national holidays I like to make pancakes and take a nap.
In summation, c'mon dude. Why not. Seriously, why not. Seriously. Seriously. I'm serious.
Interests:
Cartoons, Naps, Unicorns
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